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vinegod:

OH MH GOD by Teo Halm

(via dutchster)

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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(via dutchster)

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

(Source: onlinegf, via lubricates)

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

(Source: 4est, via dutchster)

aatombomb:

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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Ooh, I’m so sorry I already donated to the Gay Church of Satan.

(via wilwheaton)

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via lubricates)

posssibly:

Someone carved this into a table backstage. I don’t know who it was but to think that I may have encountered them at one point or even just read their name somewhere on a wall is amazing.

(via whtevrlosr)

defense lawyer: sweetie(:

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via lubricates)

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

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