$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.
So this girl just went missing in Clark, NJ a few hours ago…
So if you live in the area or heard/read anything
Call the cops you know
did she really feel the need to post about it on twitter
yeah you’re right she probably shouldn’t have reached out for help after realizing an intruder had broken into her house
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering
the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator